You will have to be a certain age to remember these. Hope they start your long weekend with a smile.
Lost
Words from our childhood:
Mergatroyd! Do you remember that word? Would you believe the
spell-checker did not recognize the word Mergatroyd? Heavens to Mergatroyd!
The other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to
her son about driving a Jalopy; and he looked at her quizzically and said,
"What the heck is a Jalopy?"
Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory after you read this and chuckle.
About a month ago, I illuminated some old expressions that have
become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology. These phrases
included: Don't touch that dial, carbon copy, you sound like a broken record,
and hung out to dry. Heavens to Betsy! Gee whillikers! Jumping Jehoshaphat!
Holy moley!
We were in-like-Flynn and living the-life-of-Riley; and even a
regular guy couldn't accuse us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill.
Not for all-the-tea-in-China!
Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when's the
last time anything was swell? Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and
the D.A.
Oh, my aching back! Kilroy was here, but he isn't anymore.
Long gone: Pshaw, The milkman did it. Hey! ...it's your nickel!
Don't forget to pull the chain. Knee high to a grasshopper. Well, Fiddlesticks!
Going like sixty. I'll see you in the funny papers. Don't take any wooden
nickels. Blow it out your shorts. Wake up and smell the roses.
It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions
than Carter has liver pills. This can be disturbing stuff! (Carter's Little
Liver Pills are gone too!)
We of a certain age have been blessed to live in changeable
times. For a child each new word is like a shiny toy, a toy that has no age. We
at the other end of the chronological arc have the advantage of remembering
there are words that once did not exist and there were words that once strutted
their hour upon the earthly stage and now are heard no more, except in our
collective memory. It's one of the greatest advantages of aging.
Leaves us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth...
See ya later, alligator!
Okidoki.